Sunset Strip Bitch


Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch

He reads women's magazines
Swears the truth doesn't phase him
And he knows the hottest bras for fall
And how to make her fall in love

In four or five days or less
Guess it depends on the stars
And how well he has memorized
His dating dos and don'ts he says
I'm ready to go

Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
The horoscope today said things would go my way

Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch

He wines and dines and takes his time
Between regurgitating lines
Voted most likely to work
In the rag he stole from work

Tres Flores in his hair
Old Spice lingers in the air
Gives an extra squirt of shine
For sheen and smiles as he says
I'm ready to go

Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
The horoscope today said things would go my way

Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch
Sunset Strip bitch

He knows his friends think that he's lame
When he tells them he's got game
Shops around for shiny clothes
Strikes a super player pose

He reads women's magazines
He slaves to make the scene
Gets the wax ripped off his back
He screams and smiles and he says
I'm ready to go

Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard
This outfit set me back two paychecks and a Cadillac
The horroscope today said things would go my way